011 - People I Perv Thru Erotic Tarot

011 - People I Perv Thru Erotic Tarot

I've been around the reading cards game for a while.  Worked the phone lines as a psychic reader.  Also worked the phone lines as an 'adult entertainer'.  Of the two it was the adult entertainer which gave me the damn panic attacks.  Not because it wasn't interesting, or that I couldn't be an adult entertainer well.  I could.  It was because the huge number of men calling in who wanted the person on the other end to be ten.  Or five.  *Shudders* 

Doing adult entertainment requires a certain mindset.  And an understanding that the person on the other line may be your minister,  your father, your sister, your great aunt who is indistinguishable in pictures from walruses on the coasts of rocky shores.  One looks past that to give them what they want.

Fact is everyone has some input to the sexual-erotic side of their lives.  They don't always like to share it, though.  Here's where I come in: A person's sexuality forms one of the cornerstones of their personality - whether they admit it or not. 

Once someone figures out that I look at a seeker's sexuality as well as everything else, the big requests start rolling in: what does their obsessive crush like in bed?  How are they in bed?  The thing with the fingers and the licking and. . . how does that rank.  Rank?  As if Kinsey's research was about establishing a national standard of pleasure.  That's not what this is about. 

I've been asked lots to perv on people through tarot.  Some people I don't forget and I keep looking.  Some people ask, and don't like when I do.  Some people. . . well, they enjoy looking back. 

Big question reader is which are you?

009 - Pervy versus Missionary Reading

009 - Pervy Versus Missionary Reading

You might be asking why I'd offer to do a reading for L'Imperatore if I'd already done an expansion reading off my own personal reading.  The difference isn't at all subtle.  One is my idea of what is going on in the expansion reading.  The other is a direct contact with his own ideas of what is going on.  To put it another way. . .

It's this card:

Versus this card:

Essentially, one is pervy porn where you watch from a distance and the other can be better than doing the missionary on a cold winter night in front of the fire place on a bear skin rug.  If you're looking for the truth, wheedling about what's true and who's right you're simply going to have to understand 2 things:

1) Right and Truth are relative terms.  Which means there is no absolute.  This isn't fucken imperical laboratory science, you know.

2) Between what I see and what the reader draws on the cards the truth or what's right is somewhere in the middle. 

And now, On With The Show!

007 - Pervy Readings

007 - Pervy Readings

So, if you haven't noticed by now I'm using the Decameron Tarot.  It's got an enjoyable number of pervy images.  I love this deck.  Love.  No question on that at all.  I also like 'peeping' at other people using this deck. 

A number of online reviews on this deck are based on the fact that it has too much of the 'wrong' images, or too few of the 'wrong' images or the wrong 'wrong' images.  Go figure.

This is how I look at it: sex is just surface.  Yeah, most of us key to sex.  There are a few of us who don't and who, for the life of them, will never be able to understand why the sexual act is so import.  Oh, the numbers of way physical intimacy is so, very important!

And not just on an evolutionary sense. 

So I like to 'peep' at people using the cards.  I generally tell them at first.  I even had a hilarious conversation with Poppa_Steve on twitter about when I perve through Tarot.  He wanted it right then.  *Smirk*  I wrote back,

 "I can't do it now.  You're expecting it.  You have to wait!  But you'll be my first after L'Imperatore!  *Wink*'. 

Yeah, as you can guess it's no fun Tarot Perving on someone who is expecting it. 

Speaking of expecting it I did a reading with the Decameron Tarot for L'Imperatore.  I mean, not an exploratory reading where I keep what comes up to myself.  I mean a reading sitting across from L'Imperatore himself.  Boyo, was that a mistake!